Who wants to be an Adventurer? Everyone! That’s why you’re willing to do anything, including sabotage your rivals, to be the best. You might conquer the Dragon’s Hoard or curse your enemies with Gorthak’s Tremulous Bowel. You might become a Boss-Killer or get Kicked in the Head by a Pissy Unicorn. All’s fair in love and adventuring!
Thou Sucketh is a hilarious fantasy-themed deck-building game, in which you take on the role of an aspiring adventurer. You not only buy awesome cards for yourself, you buy detrimental cards to put in your opponents’ decks! They can make life complicated, but in a funny way.
Game play is easy to learn. You generate resources from your hand, purchase cards for yourself or another’s deck, and compete for the most victory points in your deck at the end of the game. If you win, shout “Verily, I Ruleth!”
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